Finally figured out why my keyboard wasn't typing what I wanted to type. The defaults keyboard setup was set up for French-Canadian. Christ, to think I've been messing around cutting and pasting apostrophes and question marks for three days now . . . ready to throw this keyboard over the balcony (then probably follow it) . . . just because of some stupid preference that was staring me in the face all the time . . . well, what can I say? It's in the title.
Still no computers except this dinosaur. But the scotch tastes good . . .