Friday, December 12, 2008
Here, Julie, you wanted to know what it looked like from my window . . . well, THIS IS WHAT IT GODDAMN LOOKS LIKE . . .
I walked to the SAQ last night (a ten-minute horror each way) just because I wanted a Bloody Caesar (there's your goddamn comfort food!) and seriously feared for my life. I had to gauge whether the gamble of walking into oncoming traffic was worth the security of not slipping and knowing that if I did slip it would be curtains or for sure breaking my elbows and wrists by walking on the sidewalk. It was a tough decision.
I am SO not going anywhere today. It's minus 275 degrees Kelvin and it's snowing methane flakes with a minor tornado to boot. Jack in the Coriolis Effect for good measure and THIS IS THE VIEW.
Happy now, Julie?
Posted by ChefNick at 11:46 AM