Yes, yes, I know I become tiresome with my fucks and my yous but this one is special, people.
This one goes out to all those nice people who design our electronics.
FUCK YOU. WHY did you miniaturize my DVD remote control to the size of a large Lego piece, make it black, put tiny white type on the tiny buttons and then put them in UNDECIPHERABLE configurations?
You ASSHOLES. Couldn't all of you, you know who you are, you conglomerates of Japanese, Taiwanese, Korean and Chinese fuckers, WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE GOTTEN TOGETHER and agreed on SOME FUCKING STANDARD?
Yes, you contribute to Global Warming because EVERY TIME I need to find a menu on my DVD remote control I have to TURN ON MY HALOGEN LAMP TO SEE WHAT I'M DOING.
I have to fidget through your impenetrable, some might term obfuscating, menus of ludicrous arrangements JUST TO FAST-FORWARD. Then, I'm penalized when I accidentally press on the "Advance Chapter" button because it looks IDENTICAL to the fast forward button, EVEN WITH THE HALOGENS ON.
As I sit here, I have five, count 'em, five remote controls for my "home theater" system. What a fucking joke.
Give me a hut and a rabbit antenna any time.