Has it ever occurred to you that time is one of the most annoying facets to being alive? The way time manages to stretch itself, say, when you're in a traffic jam, or how it races by when . . .okay, you fill in the blanks.
I don't know. Do you wear a watch? If so, what for? Did you know that Feynman established that a neutron could be in two places at once? I know that you didn't. Don't lie to me. Never you once lie to me, my children.
TWO PLACES AT ONCE. I'm happily alone in bed at home. YET I AM SIMULTANEOUSLY WORKING! Yup, I'm humming as I go through the books, decide that Grimaldi needs his knees broken for that outstanding payment, who's gonna do it, Marcel or Guido? and at the same time ASLEEP IN MY BED.
How can that be possible?
Ask Feynman. That jerk. He was always busy ripping off the public and defrauding the populace. Whichever is worse in a court of law.