Hey dude! Gonna abuse kids? Gonna put child porn on your computer? Guess what! Don't take it in for repair!
Ya fuckwad, you're already dumb enough to consider children fair game, so I guess you're dumb enough to fuck up!
Just don't bring your computer into my shop and have me discover the evidence. Because I will kill you as sure as the 25 years in prison will.
Fuckwads. Okay, so I kill someone and I'm in the same prison as you.
The shank will be between your ribs before you can say "Barney The Dinosaur."
Take that to heart. I'm on your case.