Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I Am Russian

(Deep Russian Accent):

Don't get me wrong. I get up, I abuse Olga, I kick dog. But not mean bad. Dog okay after Olga take him to doctor.

Then I go to job at space program. Space still okay, I check. Boss make me check again; space still okay.

Smoke. Smoke make me sick, I swear on Xavier XVVV.

I have the lunch. It is always purple. Why is it purple?

Then I go back to work after vodka. Is same as in rocket.

Then I go home.

2 comments:

Jeff said...

Nice Driveway!

(Get it?)

(Cheers in Russian is, "Na Zdroveye!")

(Which, after a number of vodka shots becomes: "Nice Driveway!")

:)

ChefNick said...

Hey, I didn't see this!

In Japanese, "Thank you" is "Arigato". That's to be translated as "Already got those."

"You're welcome" is "Do itashimashite". That's to be translated as "Don't touch my mustache."