(Deep Russian Accent):
Don't get me wrong. I get up, I abuse Olga, I kick dog. But not mean bad. Dog okay after Olga take him to doctor.
Then I go to job at space program. Space still okay, I check. Boss make me check again; space still okay.
Smoke. Smoke make me sick, I swear on Xavier XVVV.
I have the lunch. It is always purple. Why is it purple?
Then I go back to work after vodka. Is same as in rocket.
Then I go home.