Looking for recipes for crab salad is a fucking TOUGH JOB. The Internet is now just completely saturated with faux-recipe sites -- you either have to scroll though a mile of shit, google ads and all that just to arrive at recipes like this. Ooh, let's think: where on earth will I ever find French dressing? Maybe CHINATOWN!
I guess I'll just have to go back to cookbooks. Fuck the Internet.