Brigitte often mentions that she wants to travel. "All over the world!" she gushes.
No. The list of the places I will not travel to is very, very long. Any place that is regularly in the news for any reason. Nope. Africa -- forget about it. India and most of South Asia, ain't happening.
Even Europe is off the list (cost of living). South America? Well, I haven't heard anything about Uruguay or Paraguay lately, if ever. This is a good thing. But the whole of the rest of South America: forget about it.
Hmm. In fact, about the only places I WOULD travel to are the Antarctic, possibly Finland and maybe Uzbekhistan. Maybe. Okay, sorry, the "stans" are out, I made a mistake.
How's about across town to Walmart?