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People of a religious nature may be offended, people of certain political affiliations may also be offended, and people who have allergies (to particular cuss words and general generalisations) may choose to board SOME OTHER FUCKING CARRIER.
Ready, now that we have all the fucking disclaimers out of the way?
Here we go:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM WITH ISLAM? WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE PEOPLE THAT THEY ENDEAVOUR TO BE THE NEW NAZIS OF THE CIVILIZED WORLD?
GET A JOB
AND STOP TRYING TO WIPE OUT CIVILIZATION AS A WHOLE, INCLUDING THEIR OWN LAME ASSHOLE SELVES?
WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLES ARE THESE PEOPLE? DO THEY EVER STOP BEING ASSHOLES?
It's like shitting in your own bedroom just because you can't be bothered to take it outside. Well, MULLAH FUCKING OMAR OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO CALL YOURSELF, SOONER OR LATER THAT SHIT IS GOING TO STINK. YES, YOUR SHIT, IN YOUR BEDROOM.
Fucking go take a break, you assholes, I've heard Cambodian jungles are a great bargain this time of year. And I'll ship you all there on YOUR OWN PERSONAL GUIDED MISSILE. ALL FOR THE BARGAIN,ONE-TIME-ONLY PRICE OF FREE.
Thank you for your attention. You may now resume your seats.