Why do you people never say ANYTHING about my action figures? Why? Isn't there some comment, good or bad, about New Australian In-country Warrior?
Is there some sort of cabal, where you're all conspiring behind my back to NEVER COMMENT on my action figures? Oh sure, go ahead and wander away blushing to get a croissant at Duc de Lorraine. Yeah, you did make one comment. Once.
But I'll just tell you this: my army is small, but vain. Small in stature, but strong in strength! (Hmm, maybe I should apply to the Office Of Slogans and put that one in there!). In point of fact, only 12 inches tall. But let me tell you, they'll shred the Mossad, CIA and MI5 combined with their tiny bayonets.
Let this serve as a warning, flock, and not yet a full-fledged attack. Even I fear them, the little plastic horde-devils.