Yo yo ma.
I actually got out today! I saw a round thing in the sky that I thought was a UFO until Brigitte pointed out that it was THE SUN.
Who would have suspected that the sun was SO BRIGHT???? And ROUND? And 98 million miles away? Who on Earth except for Giovanni Vespucci (the minor 15th-century explorer) would suspect THAT?
Who but the ancient Mayans would have understood that the sun is round, and a Mexican virgin had to be tortured on the altar every single day to satisfy its wrath?
I sure didn't.
Hey, and we went to the MALL. There were SO MANY PEOPLE at the mall. Probably half the population in Montreal was at the mall. Kids, adults, skanks, dudes, YOU NAME IT.
How can so many people exist without adequate drinking water and renewable resources? Let alone competent law enforcement?
Anyway, it was GREAT. I actually got stuck in traffic! Imagine the concept! Imagine the concept of torturing small mammals to death with blowtorches!
So that was my day. How was your day?