Either that or I'm the Prato Pizzeria king! Either that, or I'm the Chicken Jalfrezie king! Either that or I'm the making bratwurst at home king!
Enter "Easy spicy dill pickle recipe" or any one of those into Google and see why I'm the king!
Why aren't I the "getting fucked in the ass with an ebony candle" king? type that in and get Oprah!
Being the king is good! Don't you wish you were the king too? All you need to do is have "Easy spicy dill pickle recipe" on your fucking kingworthy blog! Yes! YOU TOO CAN BE A KING.
A visitor from ARAB, ALABAMA -- I KID YOU NOT -- came to see me for my spicy dill pickle recipe!
Well, dude, I'll tell ya jes' hows ta makin your spicy dill pickle recipe in Arab! First, lynch an A-rab. Dip him in down' home chile sauce. String 'm up and let him fester with Uncle fester a lil' stretch!
Then, shove a bratwurst up his ass.
Bitter? No, I'm not bitter.