Who the FUCK knew how many people were interested in a fucking pickle recipe? You fucking toads, just LEAVE ME ALONE. It's not fucking rocketry, here, shitheads! Yo, put the fucking pickles in vinegar, leave overnight, ready to eat! What are you? All autistic, are we? Can't fucking figure out how to FUCKING PEEL A CUCUMBER?
It's simply unbelieveable how many morons share our planet. MANY MANY. What are we now? Eight billion? Well 7.99999 % of that are morons.
So sorry. PAY ME FUCKING MONEY FOR THIS PRECIOUS SIMPLE RECIPE, moron.