It's a little-known fact that Venus is hotter than Mercury! Yes, due to the ultra-greenhouse gases on Venus, it's at least 1,200 degrees warmer.
So you'll have some marvellous beachfront property on Mercury as soon as it's been terraformed in 2867 (estimated) so your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandkids will enjoy a dip in the natural pool created by your own personal crater. And by then, your $24.95 purchase price will have ballooned to $240,987,009,876.87!
I currently own a 120-square mile patch (seen below) but there are several craters that could be yours!
Get your deal now before they all get grabbed. Just email me at Xryxxyx@www9.galacticproperties.com!
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