I really have to rename this the "Stupid Assholes Blog" and instead of posting regular posts just post something about something stupid someone or someones did today. Then again, if I were to do that I would be working so hard around the clock that I'd be in a hospital for cardiac exhaustion within a week. Easy.
What stupid thing did stupid assholes do today? Well, you see, there's this little thing they all get worked up about for absolutely no reason called the Olympics, see, when everyone could be out giving malaria pills to children in the Bantu rain forest, but nooooo, they have to build $19 billion stadiums that are used for two weeks and then lie rotting in the sun until they're torn down or used to host Monster-truck events.
But that just simply isn't a level of stupidity that satisfies them, apparently. About 40 years ago a bunch of young men went to an Olympic event to perform whatever it is these Olympians do, the poor saps, just expecting to have a good ol' time, win a couple of pieces of ribbon and medal and all go home patting each other on the back and then open a falafel shop.
But another group of stupid assholes, see, who are the stupidest kind this planet can produce, and Hot Damn it can produce some stupid people, went to the Olympics with the jolly old idea that they'd kill 11 people they didn't know just because they could.
And that's exactly what they did! They killed the falafel kids because there were a bunch of stupid Germans, see, who hadn't yet gotten over the stupidity of the Hitler regime (still haven't, as far as I'm concerned) who completely botched the rescue of the falafel guys and instead led them to their deaths trapped inside a helicopter where the second group of stupid guys could just throw in a couple of grenades -- anything more complicated and they'd have fucked it all up, see?
And now, today, at the Stupid Olympics, the people in charge -- always the stupidest group of total microcephalic shrunken heads -- refused to hold a simple moment of silence for the dead falafel guys. Wouldn't have cost 'em much, these superbrains, to just say "Hey, stop the running, jumping, hurling and javelins up the asses and just hold still for one minute so we can remember a bunch of falafel guys who died forty years ago because they believed they could actually achieve something at these here Games for the Deaf, Dumb, Blind and Stupid."
Just for one fucking minute these fucking idiots could have just put everything on hold -- a simple "Yes" or a "No" was required by the superbrains -- but even with a fifty-fifty chance of being right they chose the wrong one!
It is a wonder I wake up every day and find myself alive. How on God's Green Earth has the human race survived to this point? It's the biggest mystery I've ever faced, far more mysterious than whether or not there is a God or is there a wall at the edge of the universe. Nope. Just how such a fucking losing dumbass species ever got to the top of the food chain.
That is a true and deep mystery.
Well, I'll hold a moment of silence for the falafel guys right here in this hotel room in Japan and maybe they'll hear it, wherever they are, the lucky bastards who no longer have to wake up every day to such blind stupidity.
Here's to your falafel shops that never were, guys! They would have kicked some ass.