Wednesday, September 07, 2016

The iPad Toast Wood Nightmare

I think that is the best head for an article I've ever written.

But every word is true! About three years ago, or whenever the iPad Mini came out, I ordered a real-wood cover/protector for the back of the iPad, because I like wood.

I put it on the iPad just after I took it out of the box it came from Apple in, so there shouldn't even be a thumbprint on it, let alone a scratch!

But I never anticipated taking the cover off—I do remember thinking "Hmm, this is gonna be a bitch to remove," as I applied the wood to the iPad.

I had done a brilliant job with  applying the wood guard, so it looked really, really good—not fake veneer, but actual wood.

But unlike the nice little video they put up on how to remove your cover, the hair dryer trick did nothing to help remove the cover.

The iPad with the cover on looked something like this (I forgot to take a photo of it before I started to remove the cover; this is a random image from the Internet, but it looks very like mine):


I tried the hair dryer trick, but it didn't help anything. I had to use my thumbnails—and completely fucked them in the process. It's hard to even type, my fingers hurt so much.  As you can see from the next photo, the wood skin did not peel easily. I had to  pull up little pieces  and they kept breaking off in my fingers.

I did not want to use anything metal to help me peel the skin up, but I found a stiff plastic rectangle made to remove bubbles from screen guards, and it worked well—better than my ragged fingernails—and didn't scratch the iPad. But look at this mess, about half an hour in:


It got worse. This as about half an hour after the last photo. I was dripping sweat by this time; I kid you not (the little plastic rectangle at bottom right):


It took at least another hour to get to the stage in the next photo. I know that is hard to believe, but it's true. I really had to be careful not to scratch the iPad in any way. It was difficult, but with patient peeling and scraping, I was finally able to remove most of the skin:


But look at all the adhesive residue. It was a bitch to remove—that alone took half an hour and a lot of bicep power:





Tuesday, June 28, 2016

The Strike of the Undead: Cemetery Lockout 2007-08

 In which the meadow in the cemetery went un-mowed for two years. Here, Tai-chan flies a kite.

A little boy, the birds and the bees.





The undead had a blast.

Monday, June 20, 2016

Oratory Sunset, June 2016

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If you look closely, you can see a second rainbow forming just above the white tower on top of the apartment building



Friday, March 25, 2016

Last Blast—NDN Cemetery, March 24, 2016

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The fractality of it all is astonishing. Does not this remind you of a squall on the North Atlantic? . . . envision it and the hallucination becomes real.










Wednesday, January 06, 2016

The Last Piece

Of the puzzle. This is my latest—and last—action figure . . . at least for a while. Cost me a fortune and I flew clear to California to pick him up.

Now all I have to do is put in ALL the guys. Say hello to Chicago Gangster: Robert.






Tuesday, January 05, 2016

The Day the Sky Froze

And I trudged all the way up the virgin-flat road, foot-deep snow untouched by anyone except me since last week's snowstorm, leaving a lonely trail which will likely stay that way until I walk there again . . . -28°C/-18.4°F windchill, -18°C/-0.4°F air temperature.

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Saturday, December 26, 2015

Christmas 2015



It's almost 4, but I'll take some quick time out to post some rare photos in which I am the subject that I managed to get our friend Marc to take this evening. He did a good job: I look like an evil crime boss presiding over my dungeon of nameless toys. Which is the name of my new band: Dungeon Of Nameless Toys.
Good job, Marc. Now, about my head . . . but I love the blocks of intense color and lines. Very painterly.

The Room of Dr. Doom
With nameless toys
Err . . . "NONE shall pass." How's that? Good? It's a wrap

Friday, December 04, 2015

New Boy On The Block

Came back from California with a new boy. He fits right in with the rest.

It might be time to bring in ALL the boys (there are thirteen more in a box!)

 L-R: Japanese guard; Young Don Vito Corleone (new!); Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto (Toshiro Mifune); Carlito (Al Pacino); Old Steve Jobs (with alternate head); Young Steve Jobs; Scarface Tony Montana (Al Pacino)

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Cemetery In The Fall

To really see these in all their glory, right-click to open in a new window and then use the magnifying tool.